Alois; 'Good. It's so lonely at home now without him around, and I haven't seen him in a long time.'


Damn you Mello for messing up my bloody garden! You've made it attract little girls....


I went to let the dog out yesterday, only to find my grandaughter, Aurelei planting seeds in my garden. She didn't think it looked very nice. Well, it did look acceptable before Mello started acting like a dog, digging up all my pretty flowers. It's his fault it now looks like crap.


What surprised me most about yesterday, was that I stood talking to Aurelei for quite a while, and I was being.... nice to a girl. Seriously, I really must be getting old, wanting company from almost anyone. My children have grown up and left home, I don't have sex much, I spend a lot of my time walking the dog or doing gardening while my husband sits around all day reading newspapers. Don't get married, it makes you boring! 


On the plus side, I did have sex yesterday for the first time in a month, and I figure it was well worth the wait. I feel great accomplishment. See, going without sex for a month is easy, Ciel. You horny bastard. Oh, oh! I hope to see Keaira soon. He needs to get his ass down here before me and Malphas start shouting at biscuits over tea like a real old pair of crazy fools... We need more of a social life.