Denzel: Me, Mummy Caru, Cambion and Caru went to the seaside yesterday! It was awesome. I'd never been before. I got to see the sea and the sand. I collected some pretty shells too. I gave one to Mummy Caru. I  hope he keeps it...


It was annoying that I had to have sunblock put on me every hour, and no one else did. Mummy Caru said that if you went into the sea without any trunks on, a fish will eat your penis. I didn't really go into the sea after Cambion told me sharks aren't fussy and would eat me with my trunks still on. I got to hold a starfish. It was pink, but then when I felt something moving on the bottom of it I flung it away. I did that to the crab Cambion put in my hand too. I don't like them.


We were looking in the rockpools and I saw two big eyes staring right at me! I fell over but then Cam went and pulled out this ugly fish thing he called a 'Mudskipper'. Caru slept through most of the day. He's probably sunburnt from laying in the sun the whole time...


Me and Cam went to get something to eat, and then Mummy Caru stole Cam's shorts and Cam got really embarrassed, then there was a weird conversation about carrots, sausages and fingers. I wasn't really following but I think it might have been a bit rude.


Oh, and the day before, I got a nosebleed. Never have one! They're horrible and nasty and scary and I feel sick just remembering it...