Alois: I had sex yesterday~ It was awesome. Remind me not to leave it so long again... Good job Chester didn't interfere or I would have seriously killed him. The last time he walked in on me, I wanted to cry. I am only keeping him here because of Luca. Luca must stay, and If Chester goes, I can tell he will as well. 

Chester is a pain in the ass most of the time. He eats my food, makes more mess and...he leaves his dirty clothes in a pile on the bathroom floor when he gets a bath or shower and leaves them there. How hard is it to put them in the washing basket?! Damn blondes... Wait. Ignore that. Damn Chester.

I have two facts for you. First, I love my Malphas very much. But you already knew that. Second... I have sex more times on my sofa than anywhere else in the house... My guests sit there. Fail.